Watching people fuck up time and time again and in general being introduced to the life of an adult early on gives you magical foresight where you know that someone’s making a bad decision and they completely blow you off and then once it’s said and done get mad at you for not stopping them.
So for those of you without life experience: Don’t drive without a full license at 2am on a Thursday/Friday in a college town after drinking 1 shot if you’re under 21. It’s called a DUI and will fuck your life up. BAL for minors is 000.000000000000. If you’re going to be a DD, you better stick with it. NO BOOZE AT ALL. Watch your friends. Drive safely and not in a manner that looks drunken even if you’re stone cold sober. The cops will stop you. They know it’s thirsty Thursday and they’re just trying to keep underaged drunks from running over pedestrian underaged drunks.
WOAH I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT.
I read to all the comments first to build up suspense. Still didn’t prepare me.
OH MY GOD
IT’S SO AMAZING AND I WAS SO NOT PREPARED FOR THAT
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT. MASH-UPS: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT!
*smashes reblog button*
i’ve reblogged this so many times.
Here’s a pic of the the blood moon I took last night. Stupid balcony I stood on kept bouncing in the wind and there was a lot of cloud and fog, but somehow this came out alright.
|—||Olenna Tyrell at some point, probably. (via gipsystrangerdanger)|
girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear
This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
|—||HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)|
whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye
i just want to cuddle my dogs sigh
Just press play.
I started smiling and no one knows how happy I am right now
the hardest part about this is picking which part to sing
I NEVER HIT REBLOG SO QUICK!
shhh i’m coping